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10 Light-Hearted Parenting Quotes

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With all the trials and tribulations of parenting, a humorous take goes a long way to alleviate the stresses of a day of child-generated challenges!  Read on for a few musings to brighten your day…

“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.” - Dave Barry 

"Apparently, a 2 year old getting her hair washed and an exorcism sound oddly similar" - Jacques Nyemb

"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing" - Kin Hubbard

"The key to parenting is don’t overthink it. Because overthinking leads to … what were talking about?”  Homer Simpson

"Children seldom misquote.  They always say word for word what you shouldn't have said." - Unknown

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one" - Leo Burke 

"When I was little, I laughed when my mum crossed her legs when she sneezed….  I no longer find that funny."

"By the time you realise your mother was right, you'll have a daughter who thinks you're wrong." - Unknown

"I start off each day as Mary Poppins… and end it as Cruella De Vil" - Unknown

"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable" - Lane Olinghouse

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